like a kookielikeakookie!

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the man is a fox.

lol

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I <3 ~AngusNitro41

YES. PLEASE DO THE STRIP ROUTI-- I MEAN THE PRETTY DANCE I TAUGHT YOU TO DO. YOU'VE PRACTICED IT MANY TIMES NOW EH?

YES...

... WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NOT IN THE MOOD"???

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

WILL I HAVE TO PERFORM ON THE...STAGE AGAIN...?

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO GET THE TAPES, DADDY?

R-RIGHT PAPA.
...PAPA! Y-YOUR SNAKE IS GOING DOWN ITS FAVORITE BURROW! AND THE BURROW IS NOT IN THE MOOD!

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If I was an athlete I'd be a gold-medaled bulimic pie eater.

YES, BILLY. PLEASE TOUCH ME HOW I LIKE IT... JUST LIKE HOW WE PRACTICED.

I.. DO?... WELL, ONLY IF I CAN VIDEOTAPE IT.

YES... NAKED... AND ON MY LAP. THE WAY WE ALWAYS DO, YOU KNOW?
FACE TOWARDS ME, SON.

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

THE BEST FATHER! ...AM I A GOOD SON? IF I TOUCH YOU HOW YOU LIKE...?

WELL, WHEN DADDY'S REALLY DRUNK, YOU SAY IT'S OKAY IF YOU CAN WATCH...

DO WE HAVE TO READ IT NAKED?

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If I was an athlete I'd be a gold-medaled bulimic pie eater.

INDEED YOU ARE, AND I A GOOD FARTHER.

DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU!!! YOU ARE MINE AND ONLY MINE TO TOUCH AND FONDLE!!

LET'S READ IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE CAN ALL RELATE.

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

I'M A GOOD SON!

WELL THAT'S WHAT BILL SAID LAST NIGHT WHEN HE CAME OVER HERE. I DIDN'T LET HIM TOUCH ME, I ONLY DO WHEN YOU'RE HERE.

I LIKE TO READ IT WITH YOU.

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If I was an athlete I'd be a gold-medaled bulimic pie eater.

GOOD BOY!

YES... ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SO JEALOUS THAT I HAVE SUCH A HANDSOME STEPSON THAT I PROTECT AND LOVE.

_{ANDWHOIDOEVERYNIGHT}

NO NEED FOR MOMMY TO KNOW ABOUT THAT EITHER, CHAMP!
LET'S GO NOWHERE NEAR EXPLAINING THE CHILDREN'S BOOK I BOUGHT YOU LAST WEEK - [link]

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

OH, IT'S A COMPLIMENT, ALRIGHT...

OKAY! I LIKE SLEEPING WITH DADDY! HE'S VERY BIG AND PROTECTS ME FROM BAD MEN WHO ARE JEALOUS OF HIM!
I MEAN, OH, YOU TOLD ME NOT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS AT THE CLUB.
AND THE HOT FUDGE AND BANANAS?

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If I was an athlete I'd be a gold-medaled bulimic pie eater.

THAT'S THE BEST COMPLIMENT I'VE EVER GOTTEN!
...IF IT'S A COMPLIMENT...

MMMYES. LET'S ALSO NOT TELL MOMMY ABOUT MY LITTLE VISITS TO YOUR ROOM EACH NIGHT, OKAY?
AND THE WHIPPED CREAM. LET'S NOT MENTION THAT EITHER.

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

OH, THANK YOU, PAPA! YOU'RE THE BEST PAPA I'VE HAD IN THREE YEARS!

MOMMY DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT SHE DOESN'T ALREADY KNOW!

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If I was an athlete I'd be a gold-medaled bulimic pie eater.

...ALRIGHT, YOU CAN HAVE A LITTLE MORE.

A LITTLE MORE.
I DON'T WANT YOUR MOTHER FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS.

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

...ALRIGHT, YOU CAN HAVE A LITTLE MORE.

A LITTLE MORE.
I DON'T WANT YOUR MOTHER FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS.

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

...ALRIGHT, YOU CAN HAVE A LITTLE MORE.

A LITTLE MORE.
I DON'T WANT YOUR MOTHER FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS.

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

OH, BUT PAPA, IT TASTES SO GOOD! I WANT PAPA'S SHAMPOO IN MY MOUTH ALL THE TIME!

OOOH BUT PAPA...

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If I was an athlete I'd be a gold-medaled bulimic pie eater.

THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME! I HATE IT WHEN IT HAPPENS!

WELL, ACTUALLY, IT REALLY AIN'T THAT BAD.
OH, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT...

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

OH, PAPA! IT'S SHAMPOO, RIGHT?
I GOT SOME SHAMPOO IN MY MOUTH.

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If I was an athlete I'd be a gold-medaled bulimic pie eater.

N-NO, I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT IF I WERE YOU.
IT MIGHT START SPITTING AT YOU.

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

I'M SORRY, I JUST REALLY WANT IT TO GET ALL OVER ME.
PAPA, WHAT'S THIS OTHER SPONGE? IT'S ALL WRINKLY AND...SOMETHING'S INSIDE! IS IT FOR MY HAIR?

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If I was an athlete I'd be a gold-medaled bulimic pie eater.

HEHEHE, WELL IF YOU WANT YOU CAN WASH YOURSELF WITH MINE... YOU'R GONNA BE A BIG KID SOON, SO IT'S BEST TO...

OUCH! NO PULLING!

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

D-DADDY!
IF YOU WANT TO TOUCH PEOPLE-SPONGES...TOUCH YOUR OWN!
YOU CAN WASH ME WITH IT, IF YOU WANT.
I DON'T MIND.

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If I was an athlete I'd be a gold-medaled bulimic pie eater.

UH OH! I'LL HELP YOU FIND IT!
LET'S SEE HERE...
OOH! THIS SPONGE IS SO SQUISHY~

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"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN

BUT, DADDY...I LIKE YOU HELPING ME TAKE BATHS.
WONT YOU SCRUB ME?

...OH, NO, I CAN'T FIND THE SPONGE!

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If I was an athlete I'd be a gold-medaled bulimic pie eater.

AS SAID BEFORE, TAKE A BATH
AND SCRUB
SCRUB LONG AND HARD
LOOOONG AND HAAARRD

...
I'm no help slowing down the corruption process.

--
"...I always get old men making bizarre come ons via telephone when they hear me type.
'I hear you bangin away over there, EH'"
' yes...sir'
=OmahaNebraska

THE ZUTARIAN QUEEN